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Track Name: TiK ToK
And now, a dramatic reading of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door - I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go!)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here!
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Now the party don't stop 'til I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick, tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah, oh, oh, oh
Woah, oh, oh, oh

This has been a dramatic reading of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha.
Track Name: California Gurls
And now, a dramatic reading of "California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg.

Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey.

I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water

Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (and then)
Boys break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world,
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love
Oh oooh

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooh oh oooh

California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh

Sex on the beach
We got ma sand in our stilettos
We freak in my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo
Oh oh

You could travel the world,
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love
Oh oooh

California girls, we're unforgettable (California)
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle (uh)
Oooh oh oooh

California girls (California), we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent (West Coast), now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh

Tone, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild wild West Coast
These are the girls I love the most

I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns (ah)

The girl's a freak
She drives a Jeep
In Laguna Beach

I'm okay, I won't play
I love the bait
Just like I love LA,
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Homeboys banging out
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just to get in betweeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on you
Cause you representin' California (oh yeah)

Katy Perry:
California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooh oh oooh (c'mon, c'mon)

California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent (West Coast, West Coast), now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh (Ey, ey)

(California, California girls)
California girls, man
(California, California girls)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls

This has been a dramatic reading of "California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg.
Track Name: That Tree
And now, a dramatic reading of "That Tree" by Snoop Dogg feat. Kid Cudi.

Snoopy, it's what they say as if they knew me
Groupie on my head like a koofie
My nigga kid Cudi, that's my little buddy
Calls some hoes up and get some cudi cudi

What's your life like, mines is kinda tight
A long way from hustling, that shining light
My people love the fans love me come all go
If you ain't showin' love then what you call for

I don't need it in my life, my kids pay the price
Sorta like the need of my wife
Smoke 'til I'm gone, dog on the throne
I'm worldwide known, I'm a boss in the zone

I get it how I get it 'cause I can, I earn my spot
You see the plan, I'm just fuckin' with my fans
I turned out to be the better man, important to life
You understand while I'm puffin on this gram

Everythin' I'm havin'
No, they ain't necessity
Though I'm shinin', keep on grindin'
What you see ain't all of me

Though I keep them hoes, don't love them hoes
The code in which I roll
It's so simple what I need
You know I keep my fame and I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

I got my fame dog, look at my niggas
Got a 'lil money, yo and I ain't trippin'
Most days are faded, feelin' the next way is
Steady wanting freaky hoes then I want a lady

Holdin' the fame down and my close homies
The people who was there were some suckas, let me lonely, phoney
When you see a nigga don't approach me
Made it to the top, baby haters on me

Catch trying to claim that they made me
However you feelin' the real fo' gazy
I keep it 100 never frontin', no need be
I made it in a zone no place you could see

Well, nigga, come yo to haters that don't know
Loco how a nigga life from post po
The ones fans love who was always approachable yo
And I rep the double O, eating cheerios

Everythin' I'm havin'
No, they ain't necessity
Though I'm shinin', keep on grindin'
What you see ain't all of me

[ Snoop Dogg Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ]
Though I keep them hoes don't love them hoes
The code in which I roll
It's so simple what I need
You know I keep my fame and I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

Can't forget it, they made me who I am, a king
And I'm still on the scene, you gotta love it
All out in public, the people wanna touch me
I need a blunt with the stuffing

Nigga, it's nothing for me to chill out, post up at the house
With madden on the screen and smash on the homies
Hollywood, nice now everybody owe me
And the block talk shit like they know me

Oh, fool, take you niggas to school
How to get rich and stay cool
Snoopy D-O dub, show your homie
Even with the critics and the feds all on me

I was tapping all the conies
Dogg but my folks call me snoopy, boss dog nigga sue me
Ponytail swinging as I lay it in the kufi
Loving my life, while I'm puffing on the oh wee 'cause

Everythin' I'm havin'
No, they ain't necessity
Though I'm shinin', keep on grindin'
What you see ain't all of me

Though I keep them hoes don't love them hoes
The code in which I roll
It's so simple what I need
You know I keep my fame and I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree

Na, na, na, na, na, na
I can't forget that tree
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na

Snoop Dogg in the house tonight
Blowing that blaker purp that I know you like right
Kid Cudi, my nephew blaze that shit
Right now would you, would you right?

Snoop Dogg in the house tonight
Blazing that Lakers herb that I know you like right
Kid Cudi, my nephew blaze that shit
Right now my nigga like fly

This has been a dramatic reading of "That Tree" by Snoop Dogg feat. Kid Cudi.
Track Name: Down
And now, a dramatic reading of "Down" by Jay Sean feat. Lil Wayne.

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Down, down
Even if the sky is falling down?
Down, down

You oughta know
Tonight is the night to let it go
Put on a show
I wanna see how you lose control

So leave it behind
'Cause we have a night to get away
So come on and fly with me
As we make our great escape

So baby, don't worry
You are my only
You won't be lonely
Even if the sky is falling down
You'll be my only
No need to worry

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Down, down
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Down, down
Even if the sky is falling down?

Just let it be
Come on and bring your body next to me
I'll take you away
Turn this place into our private getaway

So leave it behind
'Cause we have a night to get away
So come on and fly with me
As we make our great escape
So why don't we run away?

Baby, don't worry
You are my only
You won't be lonely
Even if the sky is falling down
You'll be my only
No need to worry

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Down, down
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
Down, down
Even if the sky is fallin' down?

Down like she 'posed to be
She gets down low for me
Down like her temperature
'Cause to me she zero degrees

She cold, over freeze
I got that girl from overseas
Now she's my Miss America
Now can I be her soldier, please?

I'm fightin' for this girl
On the battlefield of love
Don't it look like baby cupid
Sent her arrows from above?
Don't you ever leave the side of me
Indefinitely, not probably
And honestly, I'm down like the economy

Baby, don't worry
You are my only
You won't be lonely
Even if the sky is falling down
You'll be my only
No need to worry

Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
(And the sky is falling down)
Down, down
Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
(Are you down? Are you down?)
Down, down
Even if the sky is falling down?
(And the sky is falling down)
And the sky is falling down

This has been a dramatic reading of "Down" by Jay Sean feat. Lil Wayne.
Track Name: Fireflies
And now, a dramatic reading of "Fireflies" by Owl City.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

This has been a dramatic reading of "Fireflies" by Owl City.
Track Name: Alejandro
And now, a dramatic reading of Alejandro by Lady Gaga.

I know that we are young
And I know that you may love me
But I just can’t be with you like this anymore
Alejandro

She’s got both hands
In her pocket
And she won’t look at you, won’t look at you
She hides true love
En su bolsillo
She’s got a halo around her finger
Around you

You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico
Rejoice
At this point I’ve gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Alejandro
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Fernando
Don’t wanna kiss
Don’t wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and run
Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Roberto

Alejandro
Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro

Stop
Please, just let me go
Alejandro
Just let me go

She’s not broken
She’s just a baby
But her boyfriend’s like her dad
Just like a dad
And all those flames that
Burned before him
Now he’s gotta firefight
Got-cool the bad

You know that I love you boy
Hot like Mexico
Rejoice
At this point I’ve gotta choose
Nothing to lose

Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Alejandro
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Fernando
Don’t wanna kiss
Don’t wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and run
Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Roberto

Alejandro
Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro

Don’t bother me
Don’t bother me
Alejandro
Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Bye Fernando
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Alejandro
Don’t wanna kiss
Don’t wanna touch
Fernando

Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Alejandro
I'm not your babe
I'm not your babe
Fernando
Don’t wanna kiss
Don’t wanna touch
Just smoke my cigarette and run
Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Roberto

Alejandro
Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro

This has been a dramatic reading of Alejandro by Lady Gaga.
Track Name: Friday
And now, a dramatic reading of Friday by Rebecca Black.

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat
In the back seat
I’m drivin’, cruisin’
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side
Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

This has been a dramatic reading of Friday by Rebecca Black.