And now, a dramatic reading of "California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg.

Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey.

I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water

Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (and then)
Boys break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world,
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love
Oh oooh

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooh oh oooh

California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh

Sex on the beach
We got ma sand in our stilettos
We freak in my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo
Oh oh

You could travel the world,
But nothing comes close to the golden coast
Once you party with us, you'll be falling in love
Oh oooh

California girls, we're unforgettable (California)
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle (uh)
Oooh oh oooh

California girls (California), we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent (West Coast), now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh

Tone, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild wild West Coast
These are the girls I love the most

I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns (ah)

The girl's a freak
She drives a Jeep
In Laguna Beach

I'm okay, I won't play
I love the bait
Just like I love LA,
Venice Beach and Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Homeboys banging out
All that ass hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis, no weenies
Just to get in betweeny
Katy my lady (yeah)
You looking here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on you
Cause you representin' California (oh yeah)

Katy Perry:
California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooh oh oooh (c'mon, c'mon)

California girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
West Coast represent (West Coast, West Coast), now put your hands up
Oooh oh oooh (Ey, ey)

(California, California girls)
California girls, man
(California, California girls)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls

This has been a dramatic reading of "California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg.